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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In May, I rescued daobear from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In April, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon daobear (65 points). In September, I exposed lordaerith to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In January, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (75 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
artemis42

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