ok, this was hilarious, and I needed the laughter tonight.

Your Life as a Celebrity by Karen_Walker
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reason for being famous	star of a reality showtalk show hostgame show hostactoractresspop starrock starrappermodelscreen writerdirectorproducercelebutanteheiressfashion designer
plastic surgery you've had done	nose jobbotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew butt
your tabloid scandal	sex addiction
your stalker	little_kit
your best friend
your nemesis
the tabloids think you're dating
you're really dating
your secret lover
your bitter ex
how long you stay in the spotlight	you're a classic. you'll always be famous.
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Are you jealous of the ocean's generosity?
Why would you refuse to give
this joy to anyone?

Fish don't hold the sacred liquid in cups!
They swim the huge fluid freedom.

-Rumi